hey everyone.
have you ever had the glorious feeling of just being a couch potato ALL DAY? doing nothing but sit in your pajamas ALL DAY? yes, there's homework and not-fun stuff and essay stuff, but who cares when you get to sit in fuzzy pajama pants ALL DAY? although, sometimes i do feel like a recluse. but only sometimes.
hey- my post about robot rebellions this morning made me wonder: what if apple is just made up of robot-shaped humans trying to infest our homes with devices that will aid in the rebellion? like, steve jobs? he wore a black turtleneck, like, every time we saw him (not that I don't love steve jobs). and tim cook- no one is more of a robot than him. the only one who might not be a robot is jony ive, because, come on, no accent as cool as that can be fake! (if you don't know who that is, he's the guy with the bald head and the cool accent in the iphone 5 commercials. if you still don't know who he is, look him up NOW.) maybe he was just enslaved by the magical lasers that shoot out of robots' eyes. who knows...
well, since i have been a couch potato alllllll day, i was checking out some websites. If you like harry potter, you can go to http://mugglehustle.com/ , which is a site about a guy who is reading harry potter for the first time. also, i recommend another blog here called hyperbole and a half. here's the link: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ . if you enjoy laughter that makes your stomach hurt, you will enjoy this blog!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, gots to go guys. my sunday night dinner of totally-unhealthy chinese food is waiting for me. yum. if you're a vegan, you should probably stop reading.
sayonara, mah peeps!!!

WELCOME.

Hey!!!!!!
My name is Izzie, and I will be blogging about whatever comes to mind. Funny stories, book reviews-- whatever!!!! and you can also comment and tell me what you want to hear next. yay!

Anyway, last night I'm just chillin in my PJ's, making a blog, and I say to myself: hey, why not watch netflix or something? so i go to my TV, and...it's being annoying. So I start incessantly poking the Blu-Ray player, and when I can't get it to work, I'm like, "why does anyone buy these things anyway? they never work. They're just sitting there making fun of us. we should revolt. Because one day, when robots attack, the blu-ray players are gonna be like 'what up, yo? you poke me, i POKE YOU BACK. BAM. HAHAHAHAHHAHA.'" um...yeah, I have interesting inner monologues. GET OVER YOURSELF. anyway, after I finished rolling around on the floor, I was like, netflix is why computers were made. So then i just started watching SNL and playing some random game on my iPhone where you have to pop all the balloons and the game thinks its so cool cuz it calls balloons bloons yeah not that cool guys. anyway i was kinda feeling awesome from my bloon massacre, but then i felt bad so i stopped playing.

So recap, i'm izzie, i will be posting anything i feel like, comment me if you have something you want me to write about. yay.
peace out, suckas.